Unemployed Housewife: Check this out before June 4th!

They're giving away a set of 10 dvd's on homesteading. That's the kind of education I need. :)

If you were a fly on my wall...

...you'd hear me yelling "You chicken! Try that again and I'll knock your head off!" at the rooster who flogged my leg while I wasn't looking then retreated to a safe distance.

...you'd hear me yelling at the vacuum cleaner "You suck! Wait, you don't suck!" because it keeps getting an impossible clog in a place that's impossible to reach without going to the garage for tools.

...you'd hear me telling, Icy, the dairy goat "Be patient with me I'm almost done! Oh wait, hurry up and get done already!" because it takes forever and a day to milk her out and she gets impatient and threaten's to put her foot in the bucket.

...you'd hear me telling MP, the puppy, "You're a dumb dog! You think you're pretty smart don't you!" for getting her line tangled up so badly that I had to unclip her to get it untangled. As she's running free and as happy as a clam and I swear she's smiling because as a matter of a fact she was smart enough to get me to let her off her line.

...you'd hear me tell Ash, my dear old doggy friend, "Stop being an ass you're a dog!" because he has a habit of rolling over happily exactly where I'm about to step so I have to stop short not to trip on him.

I'll be back with more... :)

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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Check this out before June 4th!

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